The economy is so bad that Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf!
The economy is so bad, that even Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore!
The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off judges