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Mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language".

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Ivan Kasiurak" |
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Haven’t verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Ivan Kasiurak" |
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" Dad who built the Suez Canal"
" I don't know son"
" Dad who discovered penicillin "
" I've no idea son"
" Dad what's the capital of Italy "
" I ain't got a clue son"
"Dad you don't mind me asking all these questions do you"
"No son, if you don't ask you won't learn anything "

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance?
A: They have two left feet!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Tom McAninch" |