Q: What do you call a cat that drinks your lemonade?
A: A Sour Puss
I have found myself a new exciting hobby.
I go out in my car in the morning to the nearest Highway and sit with my window open and a hairdryer pointed out of the window.
It's amazing how all the cars slow down!
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get ear rings?
A: A Buck-an-ear.
Q: Why would they not let the Pirate into the theater?
A: Because it was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.