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FunkyTechnic

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 4
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 15.00
4 votes

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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1 votes

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

1 votes

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Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "FunkyTechnic" |
1 votes

Where do poor meatballs live?

In the spaghetto.

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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