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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the angler who baited his hook with peanut butter?
All he would catch was jellyfish!
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job. He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?
Son: In a straight line.
I wrote, "You're an idiot," on my mates cast…
Just to add insult to injury!
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