Latest Jokes

Why do blonde's have TGIF written on their shoes?

So they know, Toes Go In First!

What did the Beaver say to the tree?

Nice Gnawin ya!

Q: What part of a car is the laziest?

A: The Wheels, they are always tire'd.

A farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddently he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.

Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying "First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn't enough YOU'RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!".