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On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. "Nice perfume.....which brand is it? I want to gift it to my wife."
Lady replies, "Don't give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!"
What did Dracula said about his new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite!
One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!
A new neighbour called the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on the road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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