Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.
Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number!
Q: Why were the Cocoa Puffs so afraid of their owner?
A: They heard that he was a cereal killer.