Latest Jokes

There's only two ways to argue with a woman...

And neither one of them work.

The barbershop was crowded, so the woman at the cash register offered to put my name on the waiting list.

“What is it?” she asked.

“Stephen, with a P-H,” I said.

Minutes later, a chair opened up, and his name was called….."Pheven"?

I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.

“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”