Latest Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.

Do you know why women in Milwaukee, Wisconsin won't drink beer on the beach?

They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.