A businessman hailed a cab from his hotel and asked to be driven to the hospital about a mile away.
The cabby started driving but he was only going about 15 mph.
The passenger banged on the partition and said speed it up.
The cabby screamed hit the gas and plowed into a tree.
The passenger said what the heck is wrong with you?
This is my first day driving a cab.
I drove for a funeral home for 15 years and no one ever banged on my partition.
You scared the living-daylights out of me!
Q: What do u call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large.
Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
He was a little hoarse
1) Teen age - Have time + energy , but no money
2) Working age - Have money + energy , but no time
3) Old age - Have time + money , but no energy