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After successfully getting their big line items approved in the congressional spending package, two lobbyists were celebrating at a Washington restaurant.
“You know,” mused one, “it’s a crying, shame our grandchildren and great-grandchildren haven’t been born yet so they can see the terrific things the government‘s doing with their money.

Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course.”
“Well, then, he said nothing.”

Only in America: We work hard on a farm so we can move into town, where we can make more money… so we can move back to the farm.

A psychiatrist received a postcard from one of his clients, who was vacationing in Spain.

“I’m having a great time! Wish you were here to tell me why.”