What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Guy (to a fly lady): Did you crawl out of a B-17 cause you're the bomb.
During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate
Employer : 'How long did u work during your last job?
Candidate : 30 years.
Employer : What's your age?
Candidate : 20 years.
The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Candidate : Overtime.