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Favorite this joke One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one.
The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.''
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive.
The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does he do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
A trainee was working in the produce section of a supermarket when a customer asked him for a half a head of lettuce. The employee went into the back and told the manager that some jerk wants a half a head of lettuce. Just as the trainee says this to his manager he sports the customer out of the corner of his eye standing right next to him.
He quickly says to the manager "and this gentleman would like the other half."
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to buzz off!!!!!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
1) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
2) I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3) This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
4) I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
5) Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
6) Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
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