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The Bra was invented during the eighteen century by the wife of Lord Hailsham.

Do you why she decided to create the bra which is still being used by almost all ladies, young and old?

For two obvious reasons!!!

A man goes to a barbershop and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Five." The man leaves.

He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Four." The man leaves.

He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Six."

The man leaves, and the barber says to another man, "Follow that man and see where he goes!"

The man comes back and says, "He goes to your house!"

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon and with great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, " And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He then sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

First man: I wonder how long a person can live without a brain?

Second man: How old are you?