Latest Jokes

What kind of ride has the name Jaws?

Jaws the ride.

Q:What did the Grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?

A:Nothing, It just let out a little Whine!

Knock knock ... Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

You don't need to cry it's just a joke!

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.