Latest Jokes

Q:What did the Grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?

A:Nothing, It just let out a little Whine!

Knock knock ... Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

You don't need to cry it's just a joke!

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."