Latest Jokes

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: A female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.