A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.
Q: How do you get a family photo taken if you can't afford to buy one?
A: Sit the family in the front seat and run a red light.
Q: What do you have if you hold 13 tennis balls in one hand and 15 tennis balls in the other hand?
A: REALLY big hands!
Q: Why don't animals play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.