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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.

A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.

B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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Q: How do you get a family photo taken if you can't afford to buy one?

A: Sit the family in the front seat and run a red light.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Hydroxsis" |
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Q: What do you have if you hold 13 tennis balls in one hand and 15 tennis balls in the other hand?

A: REALLY big hands!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Hydroxsis" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Q: Why don't animals play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jacob Allen" |