What did the Beaver say to the tree?
Nice Gnawin ya!
Q: What part of a car is the laziest?
A: The Wheels, they are always tire'd.
A farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddently he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.
Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying "First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn't enough YOU'RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!".
A man and his wife were arguing over sex.
Man: Sex is work!
Wife: Sex is pleasure!
Man: I don’t blame you, you don’t know what men are going through.
Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure whether you like it or not.
The argument lasted for a long time until they decided to invite their house help to hear his own version.
House Help: Yes Sir?
Man: Is sex work or pleasure?
House Help: Ehmmm. Boss, sex is pleasure because if sex was work, you would have called on me to do it.