Teacher: “What’s your favorite wonder of the world?”
Little Johnny: “The Pyramid of Pizza.”
Teacher: “You mean the Pyramids of Giza, right?”
Little Johnny: “Nope, I mean the pyramid shaped building downtown that sells pizza.”
Little Johnny: ”That isn’t a wonder of the world Johnny.”
Little Johnny: “Apparently you haven’t tried their pizza yet.”
Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.
"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.
The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."
The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"
The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."
What is the one thing joke writers learn first?
Proper grammar is a buzz kill.
The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...
It tells other people where to go!