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Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.

So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.

"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."

He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.

"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"

I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"