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My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"

I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I think the whole "Autumn-is-in-the-air" theme has gone too far.

Today I went to Jiffy Lube and they offered me a "Cinnamon Spice" oil change.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Sex before marriage is considered a sin...

Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |