My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"
I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"
I think the whole "Autumn-is-in-the-air" theme has gone too far.
Today I went to Jiffy Lube and they offered me a "Cinnamon Spice" oil change.
A dentist married a manicurist...
They fought tooth and nail.
Sex before marriage is considered a sin...
Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!