Latest Jokes

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Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Car go...

Car go who?

No, car go beep beep!

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posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |
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Doctor: "I'm afraid you suffer from obesity."

Patient: "Yes, it runs in the family."

Doctor: "No, nothing runs in your family."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "DannyC" |
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An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”

A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma'am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”

“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |