Latest Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

This man walks into the bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck.

The bartender says, "Sir, I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything!"

Did you ever hear of a Jewish Wine?

"I wanna go to Florida!!!"

After completing his annual physical on a patient. The doctor asked if there was anything that was bothering him. Joe said ya my Hearing.

The doctor examined Joe's ear and removed some ear wax. He then asked Joe if his hearing was better.

Joe said I don't know the hearing is next Tuesday