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Favorite this joke Two men were having a conservation about their grandfathers.
One man says, "I was very upset when my grandpa died."
The other man asks him, "How'd he die?"
The first man responds by saying, "World War II."
The other man questions him further. "Died in battle?"
"No he was skiing in Vermont. It was just during World War II."
A man was walking to steal something from a warehouse but the security guard heard footsteps and screamed "HALT! WHO GOES THERE?" then he was surprised to hear a voice scream, "Shoot it i hate pop quizzes!"
What do you call a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs?
Sandy
What was here friends name?
Shelly
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs on the porch?
Matt
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen
A preacher and his two deacons go hunting and they all come upon this huge buck, all wanting to brag about their success they all shoot at it, it falls dead they all walk up to it and the game warden walks up and the deacon says how do we know which one of us shot him?
The game warden says I do the preacher did, it went in one ear and out the other
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