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Did you see the Russell Crowe movie about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law?

What? You don't remember that one?

It came out in 2000 and was titled Gladiator.

(glad he ate her).

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?"

"No," he replied. "A whole lot of them begin with 'If elected, I promise ...'"

Question: How many buckets does it takes to empty a bath?

Answer: None, just pull the cork.

Behold it is written in the book of February.

Chapter 14

Verse 1

And it shall come to pass that on val's day, excuses shall arise again: my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc...

When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fearthou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not
thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick.

Verse 2

Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out. Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed.

Verse 3

Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace I will grant to him.

Verse 4

Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they
gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment.