Latest Jokes

Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.

Yo Momma so fat when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says "Hey now! One person at a time!"

After much searching and research, I have found the meaning of life. It's in between lies and lift in the dictionary.

When I was young, I was assigned a book report on any book of my choosing.

So I read the phone book and for my report I wrote, "This book hasn't much of a plot, but it does have a lot of characters!"