Latest Jokes

If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.

The school floor is so dirty that I feel like I'm walking on the beach, there’s sand, beer cans, dead fish, and beached whales.

Paddy and Michael were late getting home from the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through the Parish graveyard.

"Bejabbers" said Paddy, when stumbling over a marker, "Cassandra, 97, From Cork. She was a ripe old age!"

Michael chimed in: "Well, may the Saints preserve us, this stone reads: 'Miles, 122, from Dublin!"

O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.