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How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

Hold its nose until it turns into a blue elephant and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What do wombats have that no other animal have?

Baby wombats.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Wanna see an idiot in glass?

Take a look in the mirror.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Wanna see an idiot in plastic?

Take a look at your driver's license.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |