Paddy and Michael were late getting home from the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through the Parish graveyard.
"Bejabbers" said Paddy, when stumbling over a marker, "Cassandra, 97, From Cork. She was a ripe old age!"
Michael chimed in: "Well, may the Saints preserve us, this stone reads: 'Miles, 122, from Dublin!"
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