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During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes a depression?

One of the students wrote: "God knows! I don't. Merry Christmas!"

The exam paper came back with the prof's notation: "God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky.

I was crushed.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.

Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?

Fred: So it can run on water.

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"Can you stand on your head?"

"Nope. It's too high."

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