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Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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We're down to just one, the very last Blockbuster video store is in Bend, Oregon.

If you're ever in town, it's just down the street from the Fotomat.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.

I said, “I wish I could be you.”

The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |