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Favorite this joke I told my brother he was born on the highway.
After all, that’s where most accidents happen.
Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
Car go...
Car go who?
No, car go beep beep!
Doctor: "I'm afraid you suffer from obesity."
Patient: "Yes, it runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, nothing runs in your family."
An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”
A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma'am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”
“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”
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