Latest Jokes

A dentist married a manicurist...

They fought tooth and nail.

Sex before marriage is considered a sin...

Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!

My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!

"A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P..."

"Hey Joe, what's that you're singing?"

"I'm one of the Retirement Village People, and I'm practicing for our upcoming concert!"