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Favorite this joke Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?
a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…
Student : Decrease
Teacher: Why?
Student : You will not get good food!!!
Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.
Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.
Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?
Little Johnny: I did!
A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband...
You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”
Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 days.
Sardar furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”
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