Latest Jokes

Question: What did the bride give to the groom that loves onions?

Answer: Onion Ring!

My friend told me her dog died of a stroke.

I asked her how hard she stroked it.

She's not my friend anymore.

Last week our police station was broken into and the commode was stolen from the rest room.

Yesterday the police reported that the investigation is ongoing but they still have nothing to go on.

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."