Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Question: What did the bride give to the groom that loves onions?
Answer: Onion Ring!
My friend told me her dog died of a stroke.
I asked her how hard she stroked it.
She's not my friend anymore.
Last week our police station was broken into and the commode was stolen from the rest room.
Yesterday the police reported that the investigation is ongoing but they still have nothing to go on.