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Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him.

For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights ... calling out to owls," she said.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."

Take five female pigs, and put them with five male deer.

You would have ten sows and bucks!

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a house?

Man: No...

Woman: Do you have a BMW car?

Man: No...

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary... but...

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!

Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?

I don't have a salary because I'm the BOSS!

A fly was sitting on a completely bald person's head.

Second fly lands there and comments, "Nice, clean home."

First fly says, "This is not a home, it's just the plot."