Man: Marry me?
Woman: Do you have a house?
Woman: Do you have a BMW car?
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary... but...
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!
Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?
I don't have a salary because I'm the BOSS!
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