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Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said, "Brothers and Sisters, I don't like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner's wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name."

Later, as he counted the money he found 20 five dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read, "Forever hold your peace, I'll have that other three dollars before sundown!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Currently wearing some old spice...

It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Why are cats such good bakers?

Because they make everything from scratch.

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posted by "greens52" |