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I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.

I said, “I wish I could be you.”

The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."

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posted by "Leibel" |
1 votes

Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |
2 votes

What do you call a tiny mother?

A minimum.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
0 votes

Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"

Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |