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"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

"So you can all be really sad when I die."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...

She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"

I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," I told him.

"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "merk" |