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Favorite this joke How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you.
"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"
"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win...
If I was late to work, I was hostile.
If I was early, I had an anxiety complex.
If I was on time, I was compulsive."
I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air!
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- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends
- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog
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