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I went to buy a duvet.

I asked the shop assistant what filling should I have.

She said: ‘Get down.’

So I hit the deck.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?

He came back with a tin of Spam.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got behind in his work.

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Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |