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I ordered a cell phone case from an online retailer, and they sent me a child size face mask.

So I put it on my phone and it hasn't caught a virus since!

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posted by "David Kuhns" |
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I dropped a bar of gold on my toe.

Au!

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posted by "RMHawaii" |
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My Grandpa used to sit in a rocking chair. He had a recliner, but didn't use it because it wasn't comfortable for him.

So one night when were were over there, Dad tried putting shims under the recliner feet to change the angle, to see if that would make it better for him. While we were doing that, Grandma was rummaging around in the closet and knocked over a box of marbles.

That is forever stuck in my mind as the night Grandpa was off his rocker and Grandma lost her marbles.

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If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...

It will be a sadder day.

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posted by "RMHawaii" |