JAMES: Hi, cousin, I heard that you now work at the bakery?
KEMI: Yes, yes!
JAMES: Ah! And you haven't brought any bread yet?
KEMI: Your sister works at the airport and you work at the mortuary, do either of you bring home your work?
I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"
"Yes, this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman, just sitting in a tree teasing my dog."
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous," the first one said.
"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick."
"What did you do?"
"I hid his teeth."