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Two men were playing golf one morning. One of them was on the green preparing to putt when a funeral procession started passing on the road next to the golf course. The man preparing to putt paused from his game and bowed his head respectfully until the procession had passed.

When he finished his putt, his partner remarked, "That was really respectful of you to pause for that funeral procession!"

His buddy replied, "Well, I was married to her for 35 years!"

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posted by "thirdjohntwo" |
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Monday morning a man bumped into the priest, “Good morning Father, you should know, I was by your sermon yesterday, and I couldn't fall asleep last night!"

“Why what was it that I said?" asked the priest.

“Oh no, I wasn't listening to what you said, I slept the whole way through."

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posted by "Michaelf" |
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After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

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posted by "RussianTortoisesRule " |
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My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

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posted by "RussianTortoisesRule " |