3 men decided to confess their most intimate secrets about themselves to each other to lessen their load of guilt.
Man #1 said that he had a gambling problem, so every night he would sneak out to go the casino.
Man #2 said that he was a cheater and would cheat at about anything or anyone.
Man #3 said that he was a gossiper and couldn't wait to get back into town to tell everyone about their secrets.
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name you need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"
The little girl said, "Happy Butt."
The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name's is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt" what's the difference?