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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

Child: Mama, why don't the Berenstain Bears wear shoes?

Mother: Because they prefer bear feet.

Yo daddy so fat, his BVDs spell out boulevard!