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There's a band called 1023 Megabytes... they haven't had a gig yet.

A Roman walks up to a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."

Two men walk into a bar. The first guy says he wants some H2O.

The second guy says he wants some H2O too.

The second guy died.

My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.”

But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbuster's clothing, she said I was fired.