If you paint your finger purple, and wiggle it in the air, is it ... FingerPrince?
Q: Why do people love drinking Guinness?
A : It's a meal in a can!
If a mime dies, would there be words spoken at his or her funeral?
Husband: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you.
Wife: Nonsense! it's only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well...