Latest Jokes

What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?

In prison you get free health care.

How does an undertaker explain raising his burial charges?

Blames it on the cost of living.

Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law. The other is a sick bird.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Can't talk now, I'm all tide up!