Latest Jokes

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken?
Defendant: Yes, my lord.
Judge; How much.
Defendant: 50:50
Judge: Please elaborate.
Defendant: One horse to one chicken.

No one knew she had a dental implant, until it came out in conversation.

How does a pastor keep the wheels of the church turning?

By preaching about hell, fire and bridgestone!